May 13 2010

Final Fantasy XIII

Category: not to be taken seriously,video gamesSami @ 11:43 am

Conversation participants: My housemates.

Dean (reading item description): “Potion. Restores some health to all allies.”
Dave: “In my day, we called those MegaPotions.”
Chas: “And did you quaff them while walking to school uphill both ways in the snow?”
Dave: “Only in FF5.”

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May 29 2009

From the Archives

Category: not to be taken seriouslySami @ 4:50 pm

Now, I’m wondering what’s causing some really, really strange sounds in my neighbourhood. There’s this one ongoing sound like a sort of wavering bass hum, and overlaid on that there’s a slightly discordant, higher-toned sort of descanty chorus. It’s very hard to describe, but it’s the sort of thing that would presage imminent death for everyone involved in a Cthulhu Mythos story. Except the birds are still singing as well, so I’m not actually about to get eaten, obviously.

… Except if I do, my friends, DON’T INVESTIGATE IT NOTHING GOOD EVER HAPPENS TO THOSE GUYS.

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